Love SMS Messaging:
: Write on Bricks I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
: If 10 people care 4 u If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
: I m feeling so happy I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
: First time i saw u 1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
: Every sms u send I keep inside my heart, every word u say touches upon my soul… we may not see each other but u will always be someone special to me…
: A Perfrect Gift for U! Today! Absoloutely at no Cost, Non-taxable, Silent Peformance, Extremly Personal, Fully Returnable - it’s a SMILE from me. Enjoy & take care…
: I’m not sure what life could bring… I’m not sure if dreams come true, I’m not sure what love can do… but am very sure about one thing “ I like u a a lot”…
: What makes some people Dearer?Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them,But the pain you feel,when you miss them.
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I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you.
I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you.
I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you.
I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.
: Without wife there is no home only house. Wife make it home. Without beloved heart is only a piece of flesh. Beloved make it life and soul. I feel my heart is not only piece of flesh. It is ful of ambitions, life,prosperity. I look deep u r in and hold it. Sukar Allah ka. Without u no my life. I Love u so much.
: I believe that God above, Created you for me to love, He picked you out from all the rest, Coz He knew I would love you the best!
: Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you, Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side, Whenever you need someone to love.. I will always be there for you to have.
Funny SMS
: First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
: Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
: Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
: If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
: I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend. I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
: Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
: Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
: At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
: The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
: i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
: An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
: I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
: girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
: God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
: MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
: This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
: ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
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